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Sleeping Beauty and Durians

*my phone alarm rings*

*wakes up and saw the time*

*sees Pei still sleeping*

"EHY PEI! WAKE UP! 645 edi! Wake up! You're late edi!"

"Go back to sleep lah! Its Saturday!"

O_O

Seriously
For once I actually woke up rather energeticly
And wanted to head to school -.-

Went back to sleep laughing at my stupidity
Woke up around 9ish and blogged and my chicken ass off
Then wanted to go back to sleep around 12ish
Had to go out with my mum a while
Came back by 1ish and dozed off to bed

Was waken up by Pei and off out of the house, again
Went over to visit my family optometrist (:

I was so effing scared what if my damn power increased?
Cos I cant really see well in class
I kept on squinting and all
My mum will seriously slice me into a million pieces
And maybe feed me to the wild dogs
Cos I got myself semi-hard lens which is suppose to control my power
Btw, its not cheap okayh. Its freaking expensive

Turned out?
I laughed the whole way after checking my eyes

The reason why I cant see well
Is
Is
Is
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

OMG
Cos my power reduced a bit the a lot!
HAHAHA.

I first got this pair of lens in 2005, which makes this the 4th year
4 years man!
Well, except for a lot of i-lost-my-lens but managed find it
But once I really lost it -.-
Bombed 200 bucks for one damn piece not pair

ANDDDDDDD
Since 2005,
My left side decreased 75
And my right side decreased 100
Roughly decreased about 25 per year!
HAHAHAHAHAA
No wonder I cant see in class
But can see with my specs cos it has a lower power
HAHAHAHAHAAAA

Omg
I still cant believe lah.
Even my mum was shocked
Cos Im like computer-fy myself almost everyday for many many hours!

HAHHAH
Omg. Shut up Jong.

Went home and did some homework
But my pen failed on me -.-
It ran outta ink
BUGGER LAHHH

Then I remembered something
The night before zeMrByfd told he wants to cancel his tuition
Just to watch Sleeping Beauty
And I cant stop laughing at him

So since I was bored that night,
I watched *laughs* Sleeping Beauty
Seriously. I cant even remember when was the last time I watched it man!
Damn classic!

But with my mum watching with me
Laughing at every single possible thing
I felt like a little kid :S

After the movie, the Yees called for mam-mam session
DURIANS!
Only Mum, Wern and I went
Cos Pei is omg-dont-talk-to-me-when-you-come-back
And Dad was showering

And as usual
I snapped pictures
And the Yees just go,

"OMG LAH! This one also wanna take ah? Haih"

At least we all had a great durian moment together
With the mess the kids made
And all

Types of durians

Types of durians

Came home and was forced to changed

Cos Pei will kill me if Im durian-smell-fy

Itchy backside and camwhored a lil

Came online to blog this crap here

Wait. Wait.

Brb. Im on the phone with zeMrByfd

Okayh. Back. Its freaking almost 2am now

And I think Pei scared zeMrByfd with

"Hie! Im Jong's sister and I like yellow. I love yellow rubber duckies."

I swear I laughed so hard until zeMrByfd thinks Im insane

And the fact that he got so confused cos both of us sound so alike

The only way to differentiate was how I call him "asshole"

Ahh. Screw it lah.

Gotta go sleep now.

Heading off to Negeri Sembilan later (:

Mamak With Half The Class

Oh boy! Oh boy!
Friday! Another day closer to the weekend!
Me likeylovelove!

Best part, I slept early on Thursday night
And was rather hyper on Friday.

Heh. Maths paper. PnC is really fast on the markings
At first Jo and Andrea got their paper
And they're results were super good
And I was super scared

What if my results suck shyte?
What if I got a C? Or worse, D
Im stupid okayh!

Turned out? Afucking1!
HAHAHAAHA
Its been a long time since I last got an A for maths okayh!
And formative was awesome 25%!
PnC din minus my marks for not doing presentation!
WOOHOO.

From now onwards, I'll make sure I study for Maths
And do all the work and hand in on time
I promise!

And then suddenly something shocking happened
Im not gonna mention names but yeah, I'll label them

I was happily bullshyting in class at my place as usual
And suddenly I was O_O

A : Congrats Jong
J : For?
A : Getting good results for BM
J : Huh?
A : I went to see PnN just now and asked for paper
J : Mmm?
A : She said she finished marking and your paper is the best
J : You're kidding me right?
A : No. Shes really happy and satisfied with your essay
J : Uh okayh. Thanks

Seriously
I was still in O_O and stuff

Went for recess and Kakis were being stupid
Shern started imitating the way I smiled
And then started making everyone guess who's-smile-is-this
And oh who's-laugh-is-this
Seriously
At least we enjoyed ourselves

Went back to class and rushed for Physics
Not really, but yeah
It suck shyte when I cant read the ammeter properly
And I think Im gonna get cocky eyes soon
Im just good at rheostat

But Jo said I was useless and was space consuming
And asked me to do report
HAHAHA. Stupid

But I still managed to play with the rheostat like crap
All of a sudden Jo scolded me for playing and suddenly whacked my hands
And I thought she wanted to me stop
Turned out she saw a big fat mosquito turning red sucking my blood
Seriously

Then we laughed so hard on so many things
One of them was Jo asking Tresa this

"Whats the difference between these batteries in this box?"

"*paused*Erm. They're all batteries?"

I dunno whats so funny
But Jo and I laughed so hard

And I still have no ideas how come the wires are below the book
I put it back
And when I came back I still see wires
Hmm

Went back to class for BM
And teacher asked Jo and I to do lisan
Heh.

"Cikgu. Can we do next week? *did some explanation*"

"Minggu depan kena buat. Jangan nanti minggu depan kamu punya tekak sakit sampai tak boleh cakap lagi ye"

O_O

Then since shes not doing anything
Jo and I decided to go for a peepee trip
But teacher told us to be fast cos she wanna give the papers

Came back to class and it was like quater of the papers given out
Since my name is Teoh means its almost last
So I just waited

Suprisingly, teacher gave everyone edi
But she din mention my name
So I went up to her to get my paper

J : Cikgu. Saya belum dapat kertas saya
PnN : *holds the paper* Mmm. Saya sangat puas hati dengan kertas kamu
J : Erh. Okayh
PnN : Tolong bacakan depan kelas
J : Teacher. You serious ah? O_O

And yeah
She made me say my 600+ words essay in front of the class
And everyone just went O_O
And I was dying of energy reading it in front

Then this girl S started a convo with me

S : Jong. Berapa you dapat?
J : Erm. 60?

And well, I din notice so much
Just a lil

S is not happy with me
Like she also got 60 but teacher was satisfied with me
Maybe cos her essay she only got 22 and I got 27?
But I screwed like chicken for ttbhs and komsas
And she scored well?

Seriously.
Whats the problem lahhhh.
Haiyoh.
Now Im feeling guilty for getting such marks
Kill me. I dont plan to be born as a Malay freak okayh!

Stayed back a while
And gosh. The Sunway assignment
I. Dont. Understand. English.
But with Jillian there. Everything was HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA-ly done (:
Not done done. But done with nothing!

Went home and finished off my BM tuition karangan
Took me nearly 2 hours of my nap to write the essay

Rushed to shower then off to tuition
And got bored
So started counting word by word
And I got 768 words for the damn 200-250 words essay
HAHAHAA

At least I was able to make a lot of noise
Cos I finished my homework
And most of them din do
WOOOHOOO
Aku ROCKKKK! :D

Then lepaked a while downstairs with the guys
Crapped and bitched
Then walked to Kayu with Steph and William

Stupid William I tell you
He's fucking sick edi and said he dont wanna go for Chem
But he wants to walk us from tuition to Kayu
Seriously
And there I was forcing him to go home
But nooooo. He wants to walk us there to make sure we're safe -.-

Then waited for the loserORGANISER
And the rest
And yeah.
We had lots of fun

I talked smartly that only the GeniusBoy gets me
And Nat? Gosh. She made us repeat 4 times on that joke!

With Nat telling us got hot guy outside
I went out and saw no hot guy

So the hot guy of the day was GeniusBoy
Cos he was surrounded by 8 other chicks on one table
But he was being greedy so he decided to check out the girl sitting on the other table

I cant remember what happened
And they made GeniusBoy to drink the curry

"Let him drink lah. Later if he gets stomach ache, we'll all just walk away. We'll assume he's tying his shoe laces when he bend down in pain"

No one understood my sentence
But only GeniusBoy -.-
Is it that hard to get ah?

Anyways. I had a great night with them (:
Picture picture time!

The stupid organiser

The one who was forced to sit on the stool

The StJohn and the swimmer

The smart one

The genius but aneroxic dude

The other StJohn

The one who drank Horlicks


The one who hates me taking candid

The ugly constipated one

The dinner mate of the day (:

Bcs she insisted to have one with me

Went off to tuition
And we were all not late but punctual
HAHA

After tuition waited for my sister in the car
Had a couple of calls and replied a couple of messages
Reached home and straight away went to bed
Was freaking tired and exhausted edi lah okayh!

Exam Fever

Rewind, rewind :D
Exam fever mojos!

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Went to school and obviously I regretted like cow
Should have just stayed at home and rot with my books
But noooo
Went to school and was stucked in the hall listening to discipline shizz
But I managed to skip tuition that night and rot with my Physics (:

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BM paper was horror when I saw Songket Malaysia
Well, at least I knew what a songket was
And confirm it was not a songkok, game or some other shizz
I love bullshitting 600+ words when Im suppose to write 200-250 only
Call me a Malay freak!

Physics was full of O_O
Well, it was still easier than any other Physics paper I sat before
Maybe cos I know its a pass-able paper? I hope

English was crap lah
Moved to the English Block and blargh
I only took 10 minutes for everything except for summary
Finished everything and I still had 30 minutes to shit around
Drewed my name on the graph paper
Made lots of wantan balls
And evilCrab got hungry looking at my tissue box
And decided to throw bullets at me
And I got freaking scared when SL looked at me during exam :O

Came home after school
And kantoi-toi-toi till dinner time (:
Then studied with ze books again

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Sejarah paper *GASPPPPP*
What the shyte lah
I studied everything paid attention to certain parts
But everything that came out wasnt anything I read
And I just stared at the paper
Gosh. Mati kao kao now

Maths was okayh lah
Despite me not knowing how to count that Planes and Angles
Gone lah

Chemistry was honestly
I cant remember a single shit
Except for the part that my sulphur, sulphur dioxide and sulphur trioxide
I love that shyte lah (:

Came home died on the bed
And went off to TELC
And rot there

With Kap copying Addmaths and me reading moral
HAHAHA. Wth is wrong with us lah
But we camwhored (:
And laughed like chicken ass.
Lizard King. *inner joke*

ZeSkinny who wants my boobs so badly (:

She tends to pull all my low tops down and expose my boobs

And stuffed her damn pen between my damn cleavage

Asshole bitch

Showed Pek my essay and said a lot of funny statements to me

And I was rather shocked

Jason : Oh. Teacher! She got her voice back edi!

MissP : I realised that too

Jason : Last week so quiet right?

MissP : Yeah. I think if she still cannot speak, you'll cry a bucket for her

Jason : No no. I'll cry a pail cos pail bigger than bucket!

MissP : True true! Then do you want to cry a river?

Jason : Cannot lah. Later all the fishes all get drown in my tears

HAHAHAHA.

Whaddafark shyte!

And stupid Jason should stop doing stupid gestures and acts in front of me

I swear I'll bash him up real soon

Came home and was suppose to study

But nooooo

I camwhored (:

Favourite Picture Of The Day!

Just before I studied AddMaths

Changed to big biggy tee and yeah

I cant study with my hair everywhere

So Im a neat freak when comes to studying (:

My awesome curls

Another awesome picture which makes me as if Im not wearing shorts

HAHAHAHA.

Interagration and Differentiation suck shytes I tell you

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Bio was horror

With so many things to explain

And certain things just went ka-pow off my head

But I managed to answer lah. I mean, crapped

Addmaths was scary

If only they ask about differentiation

Intergration is like gonna kill me anytime

And Im just hoping I get 10 marks from the paper

Then i'll pass (:

Moral was creepy lah

Just before moral test you can see most of the F5 moral students everywhere

Standing in the middle of no where memorising nilais and definisis

Seriously

The paper was a total O_O

Exam finished and we're all happy, for now

More exams coming to haunt us real soon

Came home and went online to do shizz

And next thing I know my mum came back

And rushed me to go out

While waiting for Wern to come back

I camwhored (:

And I never knew camwhoring with my momma's Innova can be so fun!

The mirrors!

The everything!

HAHAHAHA

Then after dinner ciao-ed off to tuition
And died in Addmaths with total confusion

Leaders and Steamboat

Mmmhmmmm. Suppose to blog this like days ago but heh, exam :D
It's oh-verh, for now
Talk about it, erm, later.

So, yeah.
Last Saturday, 28th Feb went over to Sunway College
For Youth Leadership Seminar or something that sounds like it
Cant remember

You're allowed to call me an asshole for involving myself in something Im clueless on
Actually, I just went for the sake of the certificate?
And lots of koko marks and all?
I bet you get me, right? No? Okayh.

I happily woke up that morning about 645ish
And realised im SA-sockless!
Called Jo but that Puchongshit still sleeping -.-
Well, I called like many many other people
But they all just hate me and refused to answer my calls

Went over to school and only saw Nad and Jillian
Waited and waited until I nearly die
With Jo asking me if Eve is still alive or not
Cos Eve did not answer any of her calls -.-

Turned out?
Eve appeared in front of me and went, "Meow?"
Seriously

Waited and waited like some lost chickens outside of school
Then teacher came and saved our butts
But that stupid Phar was still stupidly on her way
And we called and rushed her like crapshyte

So much for saying she's on the way
Turned out after 10 minutes she said she'll reach in 3 minutes
Chicken backside lah!
Andrea timed her and it was about 4 minutes-ish or so

Thank goodness PnH has canggih driving skills
And we went off so fast
Andrea was *coughcough* checking her driving speed meter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Best part,
Jo who was there already messaged over to me
"They spelled your name as Yeoh Xiu Jong"

And I was like O_O WHADDAFARK?
Yeoh?!
If they spell Teo I can still forgive them
But YEOH?!

So the laugh of the day was,
"YO! Im Yeoh Xiu Jong -.-"

Registered ourselves
And then was escorted to the Multipurpose Hall
No lifts. Stairs. FOUR FLOORS!
Thank goodness for Batu Caves (:

Started off the day with some groupingcraps
And met and saw a couple of oh-my-god-i-know-you
And crapped and bullshyte among my groupie just to waste time
Then played some ice-breaking games
Which was pretty fun (:

Us tangled everywhere with everyone's unfitable shoes (:

Us with our fragile chicken egg

The very awesome and sporting speaker

Then played some terrible Crab Walk game

Nearly died of torture with my groupie

And did I mention those disgusting mud on the field?

Wet icky mud

Thank goodness we won, 9th place (:

Then cleaned up and got superduper wet

Saw more familiar faces.

Then went for break in the cafeteria

But had a shocked of my life when someone called me

Not Jong you know. Samantha.

I was like O_O

Heh. Old tuition friend whom I just know his name

But not his looks

Still find it freaky how he still recognise me (:

The Sri Amanians (:

On the other table behind, Eve and Suwei

And Jillian hid behind of me -.-

Then the organiser rushed us like backside

And went back up to the 4th floor again

With knees till feet all soaking wet

Disgusting crap I tell you

Sri Amanians :D

Then us being us made Jillian go out to share (:
Obviously we wanted her to make everyone with her retardedness

But turned out, she wasnt as funny as she used to be that day (:

Anyways, we still love her and her, "Is that a new hairstyle?"

After that went over for the second game with the SAians

Where I nearly died of topsyturvy

Stupid turns made me went haywire for a couple of seconds

And I couldnt find Eve and the balloon

Funny game

And the mat

We were this close of winning

But we collapsed on each other

And my chicken egg rolled away from me -.-

Ass shyte

But at least we had to much of fun

Hugging and hanging on each other

Awesome stuff (:

Went back to the 4th floor

And I shared (:

Forgive the pictures

I tend to move a lot when I talk in front

Cos I just cant stand still in one position (:

And for once, okayh, maybe not

My words are so convincing

That the participants there were all clapping

And so, the speaker said everyone who came up for the second sharing were awesome (:

She said we can be future politicians
HAHAHAHAHHA.

Our survived eggs and Nad's socks
Dont ask me why

Free water from them

Drink it and you'll be smart (:
Why? Cos Sunway water mahhh.

I take good pictures of Kirby
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But she takes ugly ones of me -.-

Aku Yeoh Xiu Jong -.-

Urgh.

Assignment.

Kirby

All the few hundred participants (:

Because we're the leaders who is gonna struggle doing the Law Of Connection and Servant-Leader or something like that

Power of self-timer (:

Eve Meow

LeeChowErn (:

HAHAHAHAHA.Stupid bitch.

Captain Lee!

HAHAHHAA.

Salwa who named her egg James

And it broke!

So it became James Brooke!

Get it?

Jillian the stupid clown

I actually met a lot of people I know there

But din have the chance to camwhore with them

For more Sri Amanian pictures, Im gonna wait for Suwei (:

After the event fooled around outside

With Jillian trying to give her egg to us

And her touching my boobs and what not

Then followed Andrea back to my grandparents place

And nearly died there

So freaking hot

And fell asleep

Woke up went over to church

Nearly died there

And felt so dirty with the mud sticking on me

After church, rushed back home

Rushed to get ready and ciao-ed to Sunway, again -.-

How freaking chilakashitass

Suppose to go Yuen's Steamboat with the Yees

But it was freaking packed like turkeyshit

So went over to TastyPot, I think

And gosh.

Steamboat buffet I tell you

With my mum and Mandy taking plates after plates of food

And realised the table cant fit anymore

And we all decided to buffalo-fy ourselves

Some cute fishballs that Daphne and I were screaming at the line -.-

Imagine a 16-going-on-17 bitch doing it with a 5-yr-old kiddo

Aunty 5 and the kiddos

This is me still feeling super exhausted and was gonna explode after a long day

Oh. That idk barbeque-d prawn?

12 years of difference (:

I swear I've never seen all of us ate so much before

Its like we want more, More and MOREEEEEE!

I cant even imagine how many crabs we ate!

Big fat ones!

And then Vincent came holding a hard boiled egg

And wanted to crack it to his noodles

I swear I went O_O

Phobia on chicken eggs woi.

Our almost-done mess (:

Ganas.

Leftover plates that the waiter couldnt finish cleaning

So we just threw it to the floor (:
Space confuming on the table lah

So much for never-ending amount of food

And all those barbequed yummyness

I swear Im gonna turn into a fat pig, soon

Did I mention something?

Free refills of ice-cream!

No? Wait. Its also DIY!

HAHAHAHA.

Gosh. Those ice-creams there, *drools*

I cant even remember how many scoops and cups I had

And ze family just couldnt stop eating it too!

Did I mention my mum and Aunty5 also cant resist the temptation?

Gosh.

Now, my daddy is gonna buy 5 litres of cookies and cream back home (:
He's gonna get it from somewhere!

HAHAHAA.

5 fucking litre woi!

Im gonna turn fat

Pictures to prove how happy the auntymomma is

I swear she wanted these pictures to be taken

And to published at my blog

Ignore her monkey backside face

Its due to all the steamboat heat

Actually, everyone's face was monkey ass

HAHAHA.

Damn freaking hell cute

And no, Im not showing you how monkey ass my face was

After 3 hours of steamboat goodness
Went home and I just died on the bed
Was freaking tired man.