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Relink Me

2009-03-09T13:21:00.006+08:00

BUH-BYE
:D

Start linking me, again

www.jongsterous.blogspot.com

I changed to this third blog for the same old reason

Sleeping Beauty and Durians

2009-03-07T21:15:00.016+08:00

*my phone alarm rings*

*wakes up and saw the time*

*sees Pei still sleeping*

"EHY PEI! WAKE UP! 645 edi! Wake up! You're late edi!"

"Go back to sleep lah! Its Saturday!"

O_O

Seriously
For once I actually woke up rather energeticly
And wanted to head to school -.-

Went back to sleep laughing at my stupidity
Woke up around 9ish and blogged and my chicken ass off
Then wanted to go back to sleep around 12ish
Had to go out with my mum a while
Came back by 1ish and dozed off to bed

Was waken up by Pei and off out of the house, again
Went over to visit my family optometrist (:

I was so effing scared what if my damn power increased?
Cos I cant really see well in class
I kept on squinting and all
My mum will seriously slice me into a million pieces
And maybe feed me to the wild dogs
Cos I got myself semi-hard lens which is suppose to control my power
Btw, its not cheap okayh. Its freaking expensive

Turned out?
I laughed the whole way after checking my eyes

The reason why I cant see well
Is
Is
Is
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

OMG
Cos my power reduced a bit the a lot!
HAHAHA.

I first got this pair of lens in 2005, which makes this the 4th year
4 years man!
Well, except for a lot of i-lost-my-lens but managed find it
But once I really lost it -.-
Bombed 200 bucks for one damn piece not pair

ANDDDDDDD
Since 2005,
My left side decreased 75
And my right side decreased 100
Roughly decreased about 25 per year!
HAHAHAHAHAA
No wonder I cant see in class
But can see with my specs cos it has a lower power
HAHAHAHAHAAAA

Omg
I still cant believe lah.
Even my mum was shocked
Cos Im like computer-fy myself almost everyday for many many hours!

HAHHAH
Omg. Shut up Jong.

Went home and did some homework
But my pen failed on me -.-
It ran outta ink
BUGGER LAHHH

Then I remembered something
The night before zeMrByfd told he wants to cancel his tuition
Just to watch Sleeping Beauty
And I cant stop laughing at him

So since I was bored that night,
I watched *laughs* Sleeping Beauty
Seriously. I cant even remember when was the last time I watched it man!
Damn classic!

But with my mum watching with me
Laughing at every single possible thing
I felt like a little kid :S

After the movie, the Yees called for mam-mam session
DURIANS!
Only Mum, Wern and I went
Cos Pei is omg-dont-talk-to-me-when-you-come-back
And Dad was showering

And as usual
I snapped pictures
And the Yees just go,

"OMG LAH! This one also wanna take ah? Haih"

At least we all had a great durian moment together
With the mess the kids made
And all

Types of durians

Came home and was forced to changed

Cos Pei will kill me if Im durian-smell-fy

Itchy backside and camwhored a lil

Came online to blog this crap here

Wait. Wait.

Brb. Im on the phone with zeMrByfd

Okayh. Back. Its freaking almost 2am now

And I think Pei scared zeMrByfd with

"Hie! Im Jong's sister and I like yellow. I love yellow rubber duckies."

I swear I laughed so hard until zeMrByfd thinks Im insane

And the fact that he got so confused cos both of us sound so alike

The only way to differentiate was how I call him "asshole"

Ahh. Screw it lah.

Gotta go sleep now.

Heading off to Negeri Sembilan later (:

Mamak With Half The Class

2009-03-07T12:34:00.011+08:00

Oh boy! Oh boy!
Friday! Another day closer to the weekend!
Me likeylovelove!

Best part, I slept early on Thursday night
And was rather hyper on Friday.

Heh. Maths paper. PnC is really fast on the markings
At first Jo and Andrea got their paper
And they're results were super good
And I was super scared

What if my results suck shyte?
What if I got a C? Or worse, D
Im stupid okayh!

Turned out? Afucking1!
HAHAHAAHA
Its been a long time since I last got an A for maths okayh!
And formative was awesome 25%!
PnC din minus my marks for not doing presentation!
WOOHOO.

From now onwards, I'll make sure I study for Maths
And do all the work and hand in on time
I promise!

And then suddenly something shocking happened
Im not gonna mention names but yeah, I'll label them

I was happily bullshyting in class at my place as usual
And suddenly I was O_O

A : Congrats Jong
J : For?
A : Getting good results for BM
J : Huh?
A : I went to see PnN just now and asked for paper
J : Mmm?
A : She said she finished marking and your paper is the best
J : You're kidding me right?
A : No. Shes really happy and satisfied with your essay
J : Uh okayh. Thanks

Seriously
I was still in O_O and stuff

Went for recess and Kakis were being stupid
Shern started imitating the way I smiled
And then started making everyone guess who's-smile-is-this
And oh who's-laugh-is-this
Seriously
At least we enjoyed ourselves

Went back to class and rushed for Physics
Not really, but yeah
It suck shyte when I cant read the ammeter properly
And I think Im gonna get cocky eyes soon
Im just good at rheostat

But Jo said I was useless and was space consuming
And asked me to do report
HAHAHA. Stupid

But I still managed to play with the rheostat like crap
All of a sudden Jo scolded me for playing and suddenly whacked my hands
And I thought she wanted to me stop
Turned out she saw a big fat mosquito turning red sucking my blood
Seriously

Then we laughed so hard on so many things
One of them was Jo asking Tresa this

"Whats the difference between these batteries in this box?"

"*paused*Erm. They're all batteries?"

I dunno whats so funny
But Jo and I laughed so hard

And I still have no ideas how come the wires are below the book
I put it back
And when I came back I still see wires
Hmm

Went back to class for BM
And teacher asked Jo and I to do lisan
Heh.

"Cikgu. Can we do next week? *did some explanation*"

"Minggu depan kena buat. Jangan nanti minggu depan kamu punya tekak sakit sampai tak boleh cakap lagi ye"

O_O

Then since shes not doing anything
Jo and I decided to go for a peepee trip
But teacher told us to be fast cos she wanna give the papers

Came back to class and it was like quater of the papers given out
Since my name is Teoh means its almost last
So I just waited

Suprisingly, teacher gave everyone edi
But she din mention my name
So I went up to her to get my paper

J : Cikgu. Saya belum dapat kertas saya
PnN : *holds the paper* Mmm. Saya sangat puas hati dengan kertas kamu
J : Erh. Okayh
PnN : Tolong bacakan depan kelas
J : Teacher. You serious ah? O_O

And yeah
She made me say my 600+ words essay in front of the class
And everyone just went O_O
And I was dying of energy reading it in front

Then this girl S started a convo with me

S : Jong. Berapa you dapat?
J : Erm. 60?

And well, I din notice so much
Just a lil

S is not happy with me
Like she also got 60 but teacher was satisfied with me
Maybe cos her essay she only got 22 and I got 27?
But I screwed like chicken for ttbhs and komsas
And she scored well?

Seriously.
Whats the problem lahhhh.
Haiyoh.
Now Im feeling guilty for getting such marks
Kill me. I dont plan to be born as a Malay freak okayh!

Stayed back a while
And gosh. The Sunway assignment
I. Dont. Understand. English.
But with Jillian there. Everything was HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA-ly done (:
Not done done. But done with nothing!

Went home and finished off my BM tuition karangan
Took me nearly 2 hours of my nap to write the essay

Rushed to shower then off to tuition
And got bored
So started counting word by word
And I got 768 words for the damn 200-250 words essay
HAHAHAA

At least I was able to make a lot of noise
Cos I finished my homework
And most of them din do
WOOOHOOO
Aku ROCKKKK! :D

Then lepaked a while downstairs with the guys
Crapped and bitched
Then walked to Kayu with Steph and William

Stupid William I tell you
He's fucking sick edi and said he dont wanna go for Chem
But he wants to walk us from tuition to Kayu
Seriously
And there I was forcing him to go home
But nooooo. He wants to walk us there to make sure we're safe -.-

Then waited for the loserORGANISER
And the rest
And yeah.
We had lots of fun

I talked smartly that only the GeniusBoy gets me
And Nat? Gosh. She made us repeat 4 times on that joke!

With Nat telling us got hot guy outside
I went out and saw no hot guy

So the hot guy of the day was GeniusBoy
Cos he was surrounded by 8 other chicks on one table
But he was being greedy so he decided to check out the girl sitting on the other table

I cant remember what happened
And they made GeniusBoy to drink the curry

"Let him drink lah. Later if he gets stomach ache, we'll all just walk away. We'll assume he's tying his shoe laces when he bend down in pain"

No one understood my sentence
But only GeniusBoy -.-
Is it that hard to get ah?

Anyways. I had a great night with them (:
Picture picture time!

The stupid organiser

The one who was forced to sit on the stool

The StJohn and the swimmer

The smart one

The genius but aneroxic dude

The other StJohn

The one who drank Horlicks

The one who hates me taking candid

The ugly constipated one

The dinner mate of the day (:

Bcs she insisted to have one with me

Went off to tuition
And we were all not late but punctual
HAHA

After tuition waited for my sister in the car
Had a couple of calls and replied a couple of messages
Reached home and straight away went to bed
Was freaking tired and exhausted edi lah okayh!

Exam Fever

2009-03-07T09:25:00.023+08:00

Rewind, rewind :D
Exam fever mojos!

020309

Went to school and obviously I regretted like cow
Should have just stayed at home and rot with my books
But noooo
Went to school and was stucked in the hall listening to discipline shizz
But I managed to skip tuition that night and rot with my Physics (:

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BM paper was horror when I saw Songket Malaysia
Well, at least I knew what a songket was
And confirm it was not a songkok, game or some other shizz
I love bullshitting 600+ words when Im suppose to write 200-250 only
Call me a Malay freak!

Physics was full of O_O
Well, it was still easier than any other Physics paper I sat before
Maybe cos I know its a pass-able paper? I hope

English was crap lah
Moved to the English Block and blargh
I only took 10 minutes for everything except for summary
Finished everything and I still had 30 minutes to shit around
Drewed my name on the graph paper
Made lots of wantan balls
And evilCrab got hungry looking at my tissue box
And decided to throw bullets at me
And I got freaking scared when SL looked at me during exam :O

Came home after school
And kantoi-toi-toi till dinner time (:
Then studied with ze books again

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Sejarah paper *GASPPPPP*
What the shyte lah
I studied everything paid attention to certain parts
But everything that came out wasnt anything I read
And I just stared at the paper
Gosh. Mati kao kao now

Maths was okayh lah
Despite me not knowing how to count that Planes and Angles
Gone lah

Chemistry was honestly
I cant remember a single shit
Except for the part that my sulphur, sulphur dioxide and sulphur trioxide
I love that shyte lah (:

Came home died on the bed
And went off to TELC
And rot there

With Kap copying Addmaths and me reading moral
HAHAHA. Wth is wrong with us lah
But we camwhored (:
And laughed like chicken ass.
Lizard King. *inner joke*

ZeSkinny who wants my boobs so badly (:

She tends to pull all my low tops down and expose my boobs

And stuffed her damn pen between my damn cleavage

Asshole bitch

Showed Pek my essay and said a lot of funny statements to me

And I was rather shocked

Jason : Oh. Teacher! She got her voice back edi!

MissP : I realised that too

Jason : Last week so quiet right?

MissP : Yeah. I think if she still cannot speak, you'll cry a bucket for her

Jason : No no. I'll cry a pail cos pail bigger than bucket!

MissP : True true! Then do you want to cry a river?

Jason : Cannot lah. Later all the fishes all get drown in my tears

HAHAHAHA.

Whaddafark shyte!

And stupid Jason should stop doing stupid gestures and acts in front of me

I swear I'll bash him up real soon

Came home and was suppose to study

But nooooo

I camwhored (:

Favourite Picture Of The Day!

Just before I studied AddMaths

Changed to big biggy tee and yeah

I cant study with my hair everywhere

So Im a neat freak when comes to studying (:

My awesome curls

Another awesome picture which makes me as if Im not wearing shorts

HAHAHAHA.

Interagration and Differentiation suck shytes I tell you

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Bio was horror

With so many things to explain

And certain things just went ka-pow off my head

But I managed to answer lah. I mean, crapped

Addmaths was scary

If only they ask about differentiation

Intergration is like gonna kill me anytime

And Im just hoping I get 10 marks from the paper

Then i'll pass (:

Moral was creepy lah

Just before moral test you can see most of the F5 moral students everywhere

Standing in the middle of no where memorising nilais and definisis

Seriously

The paper was a total O_O

Exam finished and we're all happy, for now

More exams coming to haunt us real soon

Came home and went online to do shizz

And next thing I know my mum came back

And rushed me to go out

While waiting for Wern to come back

I camwhored (:

And I never knew camwhoring with my momma's Innova can be so fun!

The mirrors!

The everything!

HAHAHAHA

Then after dinner ciao-ed off to tuition
And died in Addmaths with total confusion

Leaders and Steamboat

2009-03-05T14:58:00.041+08:00

Mmmhmmmm. Suppose to blog this like days ago but heh, exam :D
It's oh-verh, for now
Talk about it, erm, later.

So, yeah.
Last Saturday, 28th Feb went over to Sunway College
For Youth Leadership Seminar or something that sounds like it
Cant remember

You're allowed to call me an asshole for involving myself in something Im clueless on
Actually, I just went for the sake of the certificate?
And lots of koko marks and all?
I bet you get me, right? No? Okayh.

I happily woke up that morning about 645ish
And realised im SA-sockless!
Called Jo but that Puchongshit still sleeping -.-
Well, I called like many many other people
But they all just hate me and refused to answer my calls

Went over to school and only saw Nad and Jillian
Waited and waited until I nearly die
With Jo asking me if Eve is still alive or not
Cos Eve did not answer any of her calls -.-

Turned out?
Eve appeared in front of me and went, "Meow?"
Seriously

Waited and waited like some lost chickens outside of school
Then teacher came and saved our butts
But that stupid Phar was still stupidly on her way
And we called and rushed her like crapshyte

So much for saying she's on the way
Turned out after 10 minutes she said she'll reach in 3 minutes
Chicken backside lah!
Andrea timed her and it was about 4 minutes-ish or so

Thank goodness PnH has canggih driving skills
And we went off so fast
Andrea was *coughcough* checking her driving speed meter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Best part,
Jo who was there already messaged over to me
"They spelled your name as Yeoh Xiu Jong"

And I was like O_O WHADDAFARK?
Yeoh?!
If they spell Teo I can still forgive them
But YEOH?!

So the laugh of the day was,
"YO! Im Yeoh Xiu Jong -.-"

Registered ourselves
And then was escorted to the Multipurpose Hall
No lifts. Stairs. FOUR FLOORS!
Thank goodness for Batu Caves (:

Started off the day with some groupingcraps
And met and saw a couple of oh-my-god-i-know-you
And crapped and bullshyte among my groupie just to waste time
Then played some ice-breaking games
Which was pretty fun (:

Us tangled everywhere with everyone's unfitable shoes (:

Us with our fragile chicken egg

The very awesome and sporting speaker

Then played some terrible Crab Walk game

Nearly died of torture with my groupie

And did I mention those disgusting mud on the field?

Wet icky mud

Thank goodness we won, 9th place (:

Then cleaned up and got superduper wet

Saw more familiar faces.

Then went for break in the cafeteria

But had a shocked of my life when someone called me

Not Jong you know. Samantha.

I was like O_O

Heh. Old tuition friend whom I just know his name

But not his looks

Still find it freaky how he still recognise me (:

The Sri Amanians (:

On the other table behind, Eve and Suwei

And Jillian hid behind of me -.-

Then the organiser rushed us like backside

And went back up to the 4th floor again

With knees till feet all soaking wet

Disgusting crap I tell you

Sri Amanians :D

Then us being us made Jillian go out to share (:
Obviously we wanted her to make everyone with her retardedness

But turned out, she wasnt as funny as she used to be that day (:

Anyways, we still love her and her, "Is that a new hairstyle?"

After that went over for the second game with the SAians

Where I nearly died of topsyturvy

Stupid turns made me went haywire for a couple of seconds

And I couldnt find Eve and the balloon

Funny game

And the mat

We were this close of winning

But we collapsed on each other

And my chicken egg rolled away from me -.-

Ass shyte

But at least we had to much of fun

Hugging and hanging on each other

Awesome stuff (:

Went back to the 4th floor

And I shared (:

Forgive the pictures

I tend to move a lot when I talk in front

Cos I just cant stand still in one position (:

And for once, okayh, maybe not

My words are so convincing

That the participants there were all clapping

And so, the speaker said everyone who came up for the second sharing were awesome (:

She said we can be future politicians
HAHAHAHAHHA.

Our survived eggs and Nad's socks
Dont ask me why

Free water from them

Drink it and you'll be smart (:
Why? Cos Sunway water mahhh.

I take good pictures of Kirby
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But she takes ugly ones of me -.-

Aku Yeoh Xiu Jong -.-

Urgh.

Assignment.

Kirby

All the few hundred participants (:

Because we're the leaders who is gonna struggle doing the Law Of Connection and Servant-Leader or something like that

Power of self-timer (:

Eve Meow

LeeChowErn (:

HAHAHAHAHA.Stupid bitch.

Captain Lee!

HAHAHHAA.

Salwa who named her egg James

And it broke!

So it became James Brooke!

Get it?

Jillian the stupid clown

I actually met a lot of people I know there

But din have the chance to camwhore with them

For more Sri Amanian pictures, Im gonna wait for Suwei (:

After the event fooled around outside

With Jillian trying to give her egg to us

And her touching my boobs and what not

Then followed Andrea back to my grandparents place

And nearly died there

So freaking hot

And fell asleep

Woke up went over to church

Nearly died there

And felt so dirty with the mud sticking on me

After church, rushed back home

Rushed to get ready and ciao-ed to Sunway, again -.-

How freaking chilakashitass

Suppose to go Yuen's Steamboat with the Yees

But it was freaking packed like turkeyshit

So went over to TastyPot, I think

And gosh.

Steamboat buffet I tell you

With my mum and Mandy taking plates after plates of food

And realised the table cant fit anymore

And we all decided to buffalo-fy ourselves

Some cute fishballs that Daphne and I were screaming at the line -.-

Imagine a 16-going-on-17 bitch doing it with a 5-yr-old kiddo

Aunty 5 and the kiddos

This is me still feeling super exhausted and was gonna explode after a long day

Oh. That idk barbeque-d prawn?

12 years of difference (:

I swear I've never seen all of us ate so much before

Its like we want more, More and MOREEEEEE!

I cant even imagine how many crabs we ate!

Big fat ones!

And then Vincent came holding a hard boiled egg

And wanted to crack it to his noodles

I swear I went O_O

Phobia on chicken eggs woi.

Our almost-done mess (:

Ganas.

Leftover plates that the waiter couldnt finish cleaning

So we just threw it to the floor (:
Space confuming on the table lah

So much for never-ending amount of food

And all those barbequed yummyness

I swear Im gonna turn into a fat pig, soon

Did I mention something?

Free refills of ice-cream!

No? Wait. Its also DIY!

HAHAHAHA.

Gosh. Those ice-creams there, *drools*

I cant even remember how many scoops and cups I had

And ze family just couldnt stop eating it too!

Did I mention my mum and Aunty5 also cant resist the temptation?

Gosh.

Now, my daddy is gonna buy 5 litres of cookies and cream back home (:
He's gonna get it from somewhere!

HAHAHAA.

5 fucking litre woi!

Im gonna turn fat

Pictures to prove how happy the auntymomma is

I swear she wanted these pictures to be taken

And to published at my blog

Ignore her monkey backside face

Its due to all the steamboat heat

Actually, everyone's face was monkey ass

HAHAHA.

Damn freaking hell cute

And no, Im not showing you how monkey ass my face was

After 3 hours of steamboat goodness
Went home and I just died on the bed
Was freaking tired man.

Playground Joys

2009-02-28T00:09:00.017+08:00

Ahhh. Finally, Fuh-rih-dehy! :D
Joy! Well, not really, but still

And Im still *sniffsniff* sick for the 5th miserable day!
Best part, it had also been raining daily ever since Im sick
Lucky shit ass me. Urgh.

School is horror.
Its like second hell
Homeworks. Assignments.
Did I mention, exam? Next week!
And Im no where near my books!

Honestly, Fridays are one of my most long days
But not so dreadful compared to my Wednesdays (:

After school slept like a pig
Woke up and rushed to tuition
Went Mobil with Steph and got ourselves PaddlePop
Oh the happiness after 5 days avoiding myself from cold stuff
TastyTASTY

Then crapped outside with Andrea
And then teacher scared Sxuan but she din fell down the stairs
And everyone is happy that I got my voice back
But I wasnt noisy in tuition

Was bitching with Jacob
And teacher got jealous

"Samantha, I jealous kat awak dengan si Jacob tuh. Ish"

LOL

After tuition paid fees
But as usual teacher always scolds me for paying early
Loserh.

SX : OH! Cikgu, nak tengok boyfriend Samantha?
XJ : O_O
SX : *shows*

"HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Kalaulah si budak tuh boyfriend Samantha, sudah tentu Samantha's the control lady. Kesian si William"
-CikguZin-

Like, omg, whaddafark?
If William is my boyfriend, HAHAHAHAHAH
Seriously.

Then went downstairs and waited for Jacob a while
Cos he was scared he'll get raped, as usual
But Sxuan wants to ciao cos it might rain and walked off with Steph

And me?
I was still standing beside of Jacob bitching
And those two bitches din realise I wasnt with them -.-
No, seriously

But they walked back cos Jacob called them
And crapped a lil more
And ditched Jacob
He was damn scared if the Indian barber nearby will shave off all his hair

Then we ciao-ed off to AngKee
And Sxuan decided to camwhore with me and my sick face
Which was obviously uglyFUGLY

Then supposingly everyone eats chengchow
Or whatever its called in English
The smartassDADDY ordered spicyspicespice food

Yesh. Theres the claypot taufoo
But that curry asam fish
And yummy chicken and all
Gosh. My throat was gonna die
But it was so good after 5 days of no spicy shits gushing down my throat
Oh The Deliciousness!

No pictures taken during dinner
Cos I was hungry and was eating so much
Cos those caring kawans kept feeding me like rubbish dump

Then went over to Kayu cos Sxuan wanted ice-cream
Then walked over to the park after 1 year of me begging to get there
And yesh. We had helluva fun there!

Well, except for the part where we were walking there
And god knows why I was mad at William
And he was begging to make me happy and all
Hillarious shit

Oh. He wanted to battle with me on the see saw
But I was still merajuk-ing on him
So Sxuan battled with him while Steph and I went for swings
But their battle on the see saw din last long
And Sxuan was swing-less!

XJ : William! Come! Battle on the see saw now
WL : Yerh. Do want
XJ : You wanted to battle with me just now what! Come lah!
WL : Cannot lah. The seat too small. *paused* Later my lil bro gets hurt

O_O
& burst into laugher

And we continued our night in the playground with lots of camwhoring
And a couple of adults were looking at us
And a kid who was running up and down
But was mosquito(es) free :D

Bcs MrCameraMan insisted us to do such shit

And then forced her to do that pose with muscularshits and all

Freaking hillarious

Sxuan who thinks her camera skills are chun

But I guess, Im more chunCHUN-ER!

Mr Gay Pole Dancer

Miss Lala Pole Dancer

Miss Sick Pole Dancer

I was struggling like shit on monkey bars

And best part, this is candid

Reached tuition late cos we forgot time
But, it was an awesome night with these Friday Mates of mine (:

Favourite Line Of The Night (:

"Why get a girl to be his girlfriend when you already date THREE different sizes, heigh and personality chicks since long ago?"

Whoops!
Gotta need to sleep now!
Ada ituh Youth Challenge Leadership Seminar at Sunway College in few hours time!

Will win something back
Gotta win something back
Need to win something back
Oh shut up!

Voiceless

2009-02-26T17:58:00.003+08:00

Imagine Jong not talking for a few minutes
It would be a miracle, right?

But now?
Jong is untalkable for a few days edi
Total O_O with extra walao-ehyyysss

Seriously. I think it should be something I had on Sunday night
Most prolly that teh ais kaw kaw -.-

Monday kena slight sorethroat
Went to school and was rather fine
Went to tuition and was using sign language to talk already
No voice. Hurts terribly.

Tuesday midnight fever, sorethroat, cough, flu
Decided not to go school cos I was lazy
Suppose to wake up to nerd but failed miserably
Woke up at 2pm
Ate medicine and slept the whole entire day -.-

Wednesday still sick, sick, sick
Decided to go school cos Im a school freak
But it was raining like chickens and ducks in the morning
Mum told me to skip school but I was being a stupid school nerd
And went to school with a box of tissue paper (:
Was a total lost cow in AddMaths and Chemistry
Anyone willing to tutor me?

Thursday, today
I swear Im gonna die
I din wanna go to school
Only went cos I needed to do PEKA Phys which I din do -.-

I was making so many sizes of wantan balls
And some were popiah rolls and what not
I swear my nose is gonna come out

Someone quote that my nose's skin is peeling off O_O
But I dont see it, at all
All I felt was my nose is forever moist, like a dog's nose -.-
Thank goodness mummy came to school and saved my ass back home (:
Slept from 12.30 till nearly 5pm

Gone bitchyshyteass case lah woi!
I hate getting sick
And I always get some sort of sickness which will last me for DAYS
And always kill me so badly
Urgh

Valentine's Day

2009-02-14T17:57:00.019+08:00

It's Valentines ♥
And we all ran our hearts out to reach the end
Hoping to see some hot macho dude with rose(s)
But none was seenable -.-

I still hate Steph for not buying me a rose yesterday
I still hate Steph for not decorating a bike with flowers to pick me up
And I still hate Steph cos she drew me a pathetic flower on my paper

Merentas Desa was plain dumb this year
Fine. All the Sri Amanians like finally became more healthier
No one got injured

Actually if every year the cases can reach 70%
This year? It dropped all the way down to 0.5%
Im not exxagerating. Its the damn fact which cant be denied!

Leaving me in total boredom and was dying to sleep
Basically was hugging the pillow almost the whole
Kill me.

I was so bored I tell you.
I was walking aimlessly with a fan in my hand in the field
And then I was eating bread in class
And then I was walking the backward route
Gosh.

Okayh okayh.
Pictures. Just a few.

The Blues lining up for warming up session (:

The P1s measuring the distance before the event starts

I swear they ran like buffallos with scary footsteps

And they all will eventually die of tiredness in the middle
Typical.

A couple of after duty pictures ;

Yuet Ting, Jong, Divya

Wong Yuet Ting

Ze PaperLady

Divya Visvananthan

Ze ChairLady

Margaret Tan Soo Gie

Ze Look-Alike

Nadia Kirby

Ze Facebook-Comment

inner secret

HAHAHA.

Okayh.

Aunty's and Uncle's Birthday Dinner

I smell food and all the fattyness!

Turtle-Venture

2009-02-12T18:37:00.068+08:00

Nahh, pictures, pictures :D
Phew! *wipes off sweat*

I took nearly 2 erm 3 weeks (?)
Just to finish loading all these shizz -.-

Reason #1 I was lazy
Reason #2 Connection suck shits
Reason #3 Nothing is co-operating

So yeah. It all happened when I needed to pee
But the nearest toilets were all sucky shits
Either locked or flooded with all those floaty shits
Dont ask me to describe in details
Im disgusted

Had to drag myself all the way to the gallery just to pee
Which is freaking hell ass far for a lazybitch like me

But I had to stop half way and ask my pee to pause
Cos a bunch of Form1 juniors found a tortoise in the drain
Mind you.
The damn creature ran from the pond in front of the staffroom to the hall
Freaking ass far right?
Best part, it's hiding under the cement platform or wtv you call it

I had to struggle and bend down and what not
Until Nad told me I chao kong -.-
Ass lah.
Thank goodness my pretty undies matches the black pants
Mmm. Not so bad after all.

Obviously I suck in catching that poor thing
Cos it sorta like bit my finger
Somehow some random Form1 junior managed to get it out
And we dumped it back into the pond

And during recess I got called by PnNC
Asking why did I put the tortoise back in the Koperasi Pond
Cos the 3 tortoise was suppose to be at the BlockC's pond
Cos the Koperasi Pond was eew-fy

Then had to struggle to catch all 3 tortoise out from the Koperasi Pond
Which wasnt easy
And it swam so fast in water
And ran so fast on land
No wonder it can reach the hall's drain -.-

You should see how stupid it was
Like a few Form5 kids wearing latex gloves
Dipping our hands into the eew-fy pond
And catching those creatures
With lots of sweat dripping everywhere!

Then we took it to the Science Lab and clean all of them
And it was rather disgusting
And obviously, it wasnt easy again

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Steph was wiping my sweat

And another hand of hers was folding Shern's sleeves

Wonderful.

Stupid tortoise who cant stop moving

But when the camera attacked it, straight away diamdiam

Bitch.

The three tortoise were making so much of noise in the bucket

Urgh.

Then we put it at the BlockC's pond

Too bad after a while

We saw that the cat fishes in there were biting it and what not

Then we had to fish out all the 3 tortoises again!

Mind you. This is even deeper

And we used Physics!

Refraction!

HAHAHA.

Somehow later, managed to get the net

And I swear we were like jokers

Form5s screaming "ITS HEREEEE! NOOOO! It ran away!"

And what not.

Mm. Its us. What more can you expect?

Then after idk how long, gosh!

Managed to transport all 3 tortoises out and dumped them at the Carpark's pond

Then realised the tortoises cant sunbath themselves

Had to carry superduper heavy rocks from the Koperasi to the carpark

Nearly killed us

Thank goodness we had the newspaper-truck thingycrap

Used Physics concept shizz again

And yeah. Work was rather easy.

Sorry lah. I was bored and lazy.

Since Im so bored, lazy and lifeless

I made Nad pose for me

And I suppose she's many many times worse than me (:

But I still love her and her stupidity.

I got even more lifeless and self-timer my camera (:
WHEEEE!

Since I wasnt doing anything much

Cos I was lazy (:

They made me push the rock down

Cos I always bullshyte that Im damn muscular

But the fact is that Im not at all!

Waiting for the water creatures to move

So I can push it down

Still waiting

FOOOSHHH.

If only the stupid security guard wasnt standing there

Then you can see how retarded I ran away just to avoid the water from splashing on me

The newspaper-truck thingy!

Mission ACCOMPLISH!

Saved the tortoises in school!

And guess what!

Credits to me for bringing my camera

And since so many pictures were snapped

Its gonna be our Kerja Amal for Moral!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

The Tortoise Rescue Team :D

Top : Miss Nadia Dharshini Kirby, Miss Michelle Lim Li Ann, Miss Lee Jo Sie, Miss Andrea Leong Kit Mun

Down : Miss The-Oh-So-Mighty Teoh Xiu Jong, Miss Jacqueline Yap Lai Kin

Missing in action : Miss New Su Shern, Miss Stephanie Tan Ying Li

Got back to class to chill a while

And Andrea started playing with my camera

Taking the most randomest candid shots ever!

Miss LeeJS

MissTeohXJ

Miss NadiaDK

If only you can see what the hell she was doing

You'll laugh

And then my camera were snapping pictures of bitches

Urgh.

HAHAHAHAHAH.

I miss those days when I actually camwhore everyday in school :S

I was in my cadet uniform cos my adult uniform wasnt washed after I wore it for Thaipusam Duty.

And I feel light and empty :O

Certain pictures taken were not real scenes

Its ehy-take-a-picture-of-me-doing-this-now

However, some are real (:

Turtle Rescue Team

2009-02-12T18:24:00.002+08:00

Im like finally done posting about the Thaipusam duty
Phew. Stupid photo uploader better co-operate with me man!

Okayh. Pictures from the Turtle Saving Rescue Team will be up, soon (:
Working on the blogging part.
If anyone wants the picture, get from me from msn when Im free

Now, imma gonna go count my ass off on AddMaths
Im almost done with Sejarah (:
And it was rather easy. WHEEEEE!

Merentas Desa duty list is almost done (:
Im happy.
My homework is not piling up that high anymore
Im happy.
I got tanner
And Im not happy

"Erm, Jong. I think you got tanner. But no worries, your tan look good."

"I think your left side of your face is tanner than the right side"

"You know, when I see your skin colour now, Im scared"

O_O

KANTOI-TOI-TOI.

And something -.- happened just now

Shern : EHY. You on diet is it?
XJ : Me?! Diet? Noh lahhh.
Shern : She lost weight right?
Steph : Dunno.
Shern : Got lahhh! Why never eat is it?
XJ : GOT. Still eat damn normal.
Shern : She got eat or not?
Steph : Got. Quite normal what.
Shern : Then why you lost weight?
XJ : You asking me ah?
Shern : See lah. So boney here *touches behind my ears*
XJ : EHY. If behind there not bone then fats ah? Die right?
Shern : OH YEAHHH.
XJ : Who's the one who's on diet hmm? Eat button mushroom!
Shern : WHAT?! I got eat edi okayh!
XJ : Eat what?
Shern : I had egg!
XJ : Quaill egg right? So small only.
Shern : WHAT QUAILL EGG

Okayh.
Now you know Shern's on a diet but she never admits
And Jong is losing weight for no good reason.

I admit. I dunno whats happening to me.
Several teachers came up to me and have been saying the same things too.
Am I gonna die? :S

Thaipusam! Vail(?) Vel(?)

2009-02-09T23:19:00.081+08:00

I've never expected this to even happen.
My life for the whole entire weekday were fooosh!
And I put myself under duty all the way at Batu Caves on Saturday.
Wonderful.

The night before I was panicking like crap
Finding my way of those trains and what not
And it was even dangerous with Casey asking me to take care of my safety
Cos usually when I take train, he'll be there -.-
Just, somehow.

Well, at least the very morning I was not lost
And superbly safe!
LRT To Sentral was easy peasy
But I got even smarter
Cos I saw people with identical pants
And then I saw their coolio BSMM red vest/jacket
And I din wanna get lost in the middle

So we tailed them (:
Thank goodness they're nice peeps!

Then we got free KTM rides (:
Advantage. Mmm.
Then from Sentral took till Sentul which nearly killed my life
It was like slow, slow, slow.

Then were rushing for the first train from Sentul to Batu Caves
But we went O_O when we saw the first train at 9am
Best part, that time was like what? 740am?
Crappy much?

So we ended up being lifeless first aiders
Started camwhoring a bit on the most pathetic KTM SJAM ambulance
And they camwhored even more than we do

So macam mana?
We all lepaked our butts off at the mamak nearby
Sat there and crapped
Well, not just with the BSMM members
This time with the KTM StJ peeps and what not
Then the BSMM took the train to Batu Caves at 9am
But us StJ peeps waited for our ambulance to drive us

At least we din need to walk from the station to the base (:
We drove in using the ambulance
With honking to ask the people to move away for us
For one second, I felt as if I was in Bombay, India
Go imagine the feeling when a car wants to pass by through the crowd
Mmm. That was how it was.

Logged in for duty.
And then started patrolling around the main walkway
Which is from the main gate to the stairs of the cave
And observed a lot of scenes
Captured some pictures by struggling my shit off

The main gate

Carrying the goat's milk on their heads

I suppose its a kolam drawn using chalk?
It was seen along the walkway

Mini kavadi

Balloons (:
I wanted one so badly but I was in uniform ):

A family with their goat's milk
And some just shaved their heads

Another family with goat's milk

A lil boy with his goat's milk

Another family

Some dude with this big kavadi

The one right at the bottom middle is carrying it
The other four I suppose are just supporting it

I call them the Indian Dong Dong Chiang (:
The sound produced is so cute!

If only you can see the hooks on them

On the fruits hung on their hooks

On how red his tongue was due to those kali

The kavadi with hooks on their back

Hookie kavadi

You can now see the fruits but not his coolio hooks

Another family on the walkway

I have no idea why they were selling peacock feather(?)
Its seen almost everywhere

Kavadis

Coolio boy with his coolio peacock-ish kavadi

Indian sweets
Never had a chance to taste on them
But they look like malay kuihs

The crowd on the stairs about 2ishpm

Kavadi (:

So yeah. After nearly 2 or 3 hours of standing in the middle of the walkway
But under the shade
Decided to ciao back for lunch
And their lunch is rather weird
For one moment, I wanted Kayu's rice so badly :S

Then since there weren't a lot of people at the stairs
We decided to climb up and check whats up and in there (:
273 steps, here we go!

Mind you. I could actually feel all the hot hot heat with my feet!
And I was on shoes and socks
I wonder how those people walk around barefoot!

The middle lane of the stairs are labelled every single step (:

Honestly,
I was thinking like

"WAHHH. 273 sure take ages one lah! I sure kantoi in the middle one lah"

Turned out that I was wrong!
It only took me like 5 minutes to climb all 273 steps
And mind you
I did not stop
Just continued walking up up and up!

The stairs is quite steep
And when Im at my 80s or 100s
I actually feel a lil headache-ish
Either I was tired, or the Sun was terrible or idk what reason

Then since Im in the cave
Which I dont find anything interesting
Or at least Gua Tempurung seemed more interesting
I started snapping pictures (: Aimlessly

Can anyone tell me whats a sudam?
Its it some kind of indian colok?
Cos I see it almost everywhere

This was it looked like inside

Gotta camwhore a bit one lah right? (:

I think that lady in floral blue pattern got possesed :S

So basically, I climbed 273 upwards
Then walked for like 30 steps?
Walked down another 20 to 30 steps?
Then walked straight for like erm, 2 minutes?
Then walked up a super small and steep stairs for like 50 steps?
Then walked a lil around the idk what place is that
Then walked down the 50 steps
Walked staright for 2 minutes
Then walked up 20 to 30 steps
Then walk straight 30 steps
Then climb down those 273 steps
Mmm. Wonderful.

Mind you.
Im a person who is afraid of height
And stairs is one of my phobia. Just found out.
When I was walking down the 50 steps stairs
I was thinking nothing would happened
But I stopped and turned behind to look
When I looked in front
I swear my stupid right leg was shaking like crap
Urgh.

Sorry lah. I need to camwhore (:
Feeling proud at that moment what

The crowd and the sunniness from the top

Half way walking down
We saw some people who werent feeling so well
But they were at the other side of the stairs
So we climbed over the wall
Mm. I felt like a super monkey! :D

It actually happened a few times
Well, at least I din tear my pants
Or knocked myself and screamed

Then when we reached the walkway

We saw this,

A person rolling himself to reach the cave

And more indian dong dong chiang
Honestly, I love their bend-ish stick (:
Its like a glowstick.

Then we walked around the walkway
But it was getting so hot and sunny
And we were all tired
So decided to laze around at the base
With lots of crapping
And saw some familiar faces I saw from ICC08

Eventhough duty ended at 5
We lazed for another while more
To get wait for our train ride (:

The other statue at the other side of the world

My face was like reddish-burnt after duty
And I had to suck so much of water
Thank goodness I got a big fat bladder (:

Safely took the train from Batu Caves to Sentul
Then Sentul to Sentral
And then took LRT back to Paramount (:

Im still super happy that I dont need to pay for any of my KTM rides
But had to pay 2 bucks for my LRT ride.
Haih.

Then after mum picked me up
Went over to gramp's place
But as I was lazy to even walk
I stayed in the car and erm, camwhored (:

Stupid red chicken backside face.
Burnt burnt burnt!
Gosh. I got tanner too ):
Boohoo. Me no likey like like.

Reached home nearly 8pm
But was dying of hunger so badly
But no food. Motherku belum masak -.-

Ended up changing to shorts and slept on the floor
1 hour plus of nap was awesome
Woke up. Ate dinner.
Cant tahan those indian-ish weird smell
Rushed to shower for idk how long
Waited for the hair to dry

And suddenly felt like going for duty again the next day
Get more details
And then slept by 1ish?

Next day I went over to KJ station to meet up with the DJ StJ
But those bitches ffk me for Seaport StJ
So had to take the train alone from KJ to Tmn Bahagia to get them

Then all of us went over to Sentral in one piece
And we went over to Sentul
And met up with the Kepong and Taman Ehsan StJ peeps

We actually were rushing for the 7.15am train to Batu Caves
Who knew the train decided to ffk us -.-
We first aiders, nearly 30 of us were rotting like asses beside the railway
Stupid train only arrived at 8.15 -.-
And our duty shift starts at 6am
Total gone case.

Best part, we din need to line up like everyone out there
And we got special seats (:
Last coach

Basically the whole section was flooded with us
Too bad I couldnt get the picture of it
And it felt so first class
Cos the seats were different than other sections in the train
Cold until even the guys also hei mou
That bad

Then everyone lined up and head count
Then I lead everyone into the medic base
While walking with the crowd
Suaku people started taking pictures and videos of us -.-
Siao shit

Then lazed around the base cos had to wait for the Group 1 to eat
Then Group 2 went to eat
Then went off to duty

Suppose to patrol from the main gate then up to the cave with WenYee
But we changed our mind
We went into the cave with the massive crowd
Took me nearly 45 minutes to finish all 273 steps

Massive crowd.
Super packed like sardin.

Again. So much for us patrolling around
Both of us ended up talking with other members to waste time
And stucked in the middle
Then climbed over metal bars. FWAH. Another monkey stunt.
Then talked to the members near the coconut-breaking place
Then went up to look for Casey and the gang
Then crapped a whole lot with Haris and the gang
Then crapped even more at the coconut-breaking gang there

And of course, stoned there and captured pictures.
I swear I was so scared.

This is a couple holding sugarcane
And hanging their lil baby in the cloth
And carried the baby up to the cave
Amazing much?

Ever seen monkeys eating coconuts?
And ever seen people aiming so well at them?
If I wasnt in my uniform, I'd throw the coconuts too
But I doubt it'll reach anywhere
Most prolly fall and hit my head

Crowd in the cave.
Packed like sardin.

A man with two pots of goat's milk

Just look at what that man is holding on his hands

And then follow me go O_O

The little boy who crawled into the cave

Big big kavadi (:

Someone said this to another someone,

"Aiyah. You no need go down the cave lah. Sleep here only. If got people wanna harass you take these sugarcanes and whack them. If you're hungry, you can either eat those fruits on the floor or kills those monkeys and pigeons. If you wanna cook the monkeys or pigeons, go near the fire or oil lamp there. If you wanna shower a bit ma fan lah. Must collect those drips of water that drip from the top of the cave. See! Who said you cannot survive in here?"

Funny like shit woi.

Then since Im being so unuseful there
Decided to walk back down the cave
All three lanes were like jam jam.
And I used the middle lane
Advantage of being a first aider
Any lane anywhere also boleh jalan. Takde specific rule one (:
And of course, a lot of climbing over walls too.

Best part, the kavadis that day was extra big!
As broad as the stairs
Together with the crowd
I nearly wanted to jump down and maybe get killed :S
Practically when I bumped into those big kavadis
I had to squad and bend and then move downwards
Totally crazy

Crowd from the top of the cave

And that walk took me nearly 1 hour -.-
While walking down, I saw PnR
Okayh. No no.
She saw me and called for my name
Then we had a short chat since we cant move

Reached down there.
Waited for the rest of everyone
Went for lunch
And then ciao-ed to the station

Too bad.
On our way out ada case

Some smart feller told us the wrong information
Ended up poor Haris and I ran like idiots
I seriously could feel all the heat on my legs were
Its like a killer

Its even a killer when you have some fat sumo like me
Running with my kit and my bag
Chasing after the speed of a guy with his first aid kit
A basketballer too -.-
Tiring shit.

In the same time, theres another case going on aswell
Then we ran to that side too
FOOOSH.
Tiring until I wanna die that type

That wasted nearly 2 hours
Then we took our special entrance, lane and seats in the train
Went back to Sentul and Sentral
Suppose to lepak around McD a while to chill
But we were all tired edi
So took the train back to Bahagia (:

Seriously
I wont know when I'll ever meet those bunch of peeps anymore
Lets hope we still have chance

Then went back home. Showered.
While waiting for the family, I actually fell asleep on the sofa (:
Headed over to KFC and chicken-ed my butt off.

Suprisingly,
I din have much appetite.
Mmm.

Thaipusam day.
Well-spend?

Boggle Questions

What if the kavadi hooks came out and tear the skin. What the hell am I suppose to do? Treat that person or leave it? But that time the whole skin and all will come out edi right?
Why do those goat milk carrier all wear yellow almost identical clothes?
Do they design their own kavadis? Cos I dont seemed to see the same or even almost similar kavadis
What does vail(?) vel(?) means

I should stop thinking.

This damn post took me idk how many days to finish
My connection suck shit like bull and cocks woi!

Car Ride

2009-02-09T22:41:00.005+08:00

I feel awesomely good!
So much for restless nights for nearly a week
Rushing for homework with those late nights

I felt happy for the weekends to arrive
But went haywire as the sleeping hours was short
Something like naps
Had to rush for two days to Batu Caves
And I dont see bats
Except for monkeys who eats coconuts

And Monday? Mmm. Total holi-holiday for me!
Woke up around noon-ish
Did some homework. Proud or not?!
But went back to sleep by 2pm, again (:

Was suppose to go OU to lepak with Steph, Sxuan and WL
But I was like fever-ish and my legs were aching with tiredness
Must be those aimlessly runs on the highway
Mmm

Woke up nicely 3 hours or so later
Came online for the sake of blogging pictures up from Batu Caves
Too bad. Photo uploader hates me like bull.

Anyone willing to load pictures for me?
Pweety pwetty please?

Scratch that.
And Wern was waiting for the Yees to drive her to Genting
I wanted to go tuition to nerd and not camwhore wehy!
Major change in Jong!

But then my cousin was like

"Can you faster go shower and change or not? Confirm your mother wanna go Genting one!"

And then I just rushed my shit off like crap
And next thing you know
Im on my way to Genting!

So much for short distance drive up to somewhere cold
The car cant even drive up to Batu Caves lah!
Massive jam like crap
We ended up rounding and rounding around Selayang
Then landed at Kepong
That took us nearly 3 hours -.-

"EHY. We reached Genting and came back down edi. Or if you wanna make it sound better, we reached Penang looking for char keow teow edi lah!"

-Yees-

And mm.
Im back in one piece.
Best part.
My neighbour got those red firecrackers
And lion dance dancing for nearly 30 minutes edi.
Wonderful.
Should have just stayed at home instead of Genting

OMGGGG.
Was on the phone for nearly 20 minutes with Steph
And I missed out all the fun and laughs.
I hate myself now.

Success

2009-02-07T23:26:00.010+08:00

The laziest creature made a whole new success

She managed to land herself at Batu Caves *claps*

Walked around Batu Caves *claps*

Into Batu Caves *claps*

Inside Batu Caves *claps*

Too bad the Jong Flag couldnt be poked on the ground

Mind you

Somehow the steps upwards felt so weird to climb

273 steps to be precise

Excluding the number of footsteps I travelled today and the steps inside the cave

And the climbing over the steps to save people

Wonderful

Best part

I managed to land myself safely to Batu Caves with the trains

Im feel so goooooood [:

Damn it

Couldnt stay for midnight duty and see fireworks

Lets hope tomorrow will be awesome-some-some!

Happy Thaipusam?

Happy carrying your cool stuffs up in there

And happy vegetarian-ing!

Im a burnt chicken again.

Hak ma lai kai

I wanna be pak cham kai ):

Screw or Screwed?

2009-02-05T15:55:00.006+08:00

Sorry cousin Ivy.

Your jakun family pictures from Malaysia will need to wait.

Everything is a bitch right now.

And we received your NZ Xmas goodies on Feb 1st -.-

But yesh. We enjoyed adding weight to ourselves. Yum.

Blog will not have mojojojospam pictures until I feel like it.

School is a bitch.
Homework is a killer.
Teachers are sorry-words-are-unavailable.

You tell me how wonderful can the new timetable be?
1 period 1 hour. Bad enough.
After 1 period in the lab, another period in the lab, AGAIN.
How butt ache can it be lah?
Thank goodness it's experiment fever right now (:

School started off today bad.
And I mean, BAD.
Just cause my graph was curvy everywhere cos the results was wrong
Wait. It was almost the whole class.
This miserable teacher became a toot by screaming and screaming

And just cause when she was blabbing in front
I was fixing my graph cos I need to hand in today
She started scolding me -.-

"Mmm. Yeah ha. Xiu Jong. Stop doing your work. You should have done it all at home."

Tooooooottttt toooooootttt !
You think I never do ah -.-
It looked weird only okayh.
Urgh.

If you think that is bad enough
Dont stop reading. Go on.

"You all better change your attitude. What is the point of not completing your homework? I know some of you stayed back for school activities. So what? You still can do it when you reach home maybe after dinner. Don't tell me that you got tuition. That is not an excuse. Tuition is something extra. You should be completing your homework. Dont tell me that you need to sleep and sleeps at 11pm daily. You are all in Form5 now. No longer in Form3 or Form4. You will need to work harder. Need to stay up to finish off your homework. Need to stay up to study. Need to cut down on your sleeping hours. No more fooling around."

WAH. No need to sleep?
You think Im God kah -.-
Senseless.

I dont sleep a day and looked normal but I got a zombie face plastered on
And the next thing I know, everyone including the teachers are asking if I got sleep or not
And some of them actually remind and remind and even force me to sleep at night
Now, shes telling me to cut down? Hmm.

Still. It is some sort of good advise.
Just to motivate us to be like those kiasu kids
Or those study nerds.

"You all better hand in your PEKA. What is so hard to draw the graph? If the points don't touch, then edit it yourself. Eventhough PEKA carries only 10 marks, it means a lot. You actually have 4 papers for SPM. Paper 1, Paper2, Paper 3 and Paper 4 is your PEKA. I know most of my students can score in Paper 1 and Paper 3 cos Paper 4 is like bonus. But to me,I know the C, D, E and F students sure cannot score very high in their Paper 2 cos it is over 100 marks. Usually will only get like 30 something or 40"

What did she mean by that line line of hers woi?
I know Im not in A or B
But seriously lah
What made her think that we're so dumb?

The school is an eff-ed up bullshit.
Eventhough there are 4 pure sciences and 2 sub sciences
There is no such term as "They are all equal"
It does NOT even exist!
It is so obvious it is a total fucked up lie.
Blargh. Everything dont make any sense at all.

Im tired enough.
Went to school without curls but straight hair
And everyone started questioning me.
Too lazy wanna curl lah. No time.

This was said by the same teacher,

"You all better start studying your *thatparticularsubject* by now. At least maybe 1 hour a day! Then 1 hour on your other subjects before it is too late"

XJ : Ehy. Jo. We're taking 9 subjs for SPM so must study 9 hours a day ah?
Jo : WAH. Siao ah.

Then we started minusing from the 24 hours thing and guess what

If a day got 24 hours,

Minus 9 hours to study 9 subjects

Theres 15 hours left

School including stay back minus another 10 hours

Left 5 more hours left

So this 5 hours is to do what?

Shit? Shower? Tuition or sleep? Hmm. Wonderful.

Shut up, Jong.
Go back to doing your screwed homeworks.

Because It Is Getting Late

2009-02-01T04:21:00.006+08:00

Don't bother asking why am I still awake at this hour.

I've got no answer to it.

I drank pretty much of alcohol

But Im so energetic now

Im gonna slap myself soon

You're the one who is able to hear my heart beat

You're the one who is there to calm my temper

You're the one who sings and make my heart melt so fast

You're the one who told me to sleep but obviously I did not (:

imissmymetalbraces

Oh gosh. Sunday already?

Ish. Im hearing my undone homeworks screaming at me.

I'll be able to hear the teachers go

"STUDY! SPM! FUTURE!"

So much of shits to accomplish yet time given is so short.

You'll be able to see Jong walking like a zombie with a messed up hair, soon.

Great.

Now Blogger hates me, again!

You are currently using 929MB (90%) of your 1024MB

D:<

nights.xo.

Hello, Mo-Nehy!

2009-02-01T03:19:00.007+08:00

My mother ditched us to gamble. Thank goodness my dad was willing to drive us back home. And now, mum just came back with dad. And pulled out stacks of money from her pocket.

"WOOHOO! I won 250 bucks! NYAHAHAHAHHAA"

O_O''

And then she went,

"Okayh lah. Im not mean. Im gonna give you some money"

*pulls out 50 bucks*

"FUIYOHHH. Why so nice suddenly gimme 50 bucks huh!"

"Ehy. Not 50 lah! Giving you 20 only!"

Oh well.

Just cannot imagine that my mother who was gambling on 5 bucks-5 bucks can win up to 250 bucks! I should have just stayed there and continue my gambling mission!

Haih. 20 bucks is still better than nothing (:

I remembered the other time when I told my mum somewhere around late November that I wanna go work and the next thing she did was gimme 50 bucks and asked me to stay at home (:

HAHAHAHHAHA. Im gonna go con her money clean-clean!

Daphne's Birthday

2009-02-01T02:31:00.020+08:00

Heh. More pictures from the rascal's party.
Im just happy that Im not dead in the Land-Of-Kids

I bet if Shern was there, she'll kill herself
Cos she'll definitely fail to kill those kids there.

CNY Day 4, Puchongchongchong

2009-02-01T01:56:00.012+08:00

Wonderful much.
Waking up at 3pm was nice.
Wanted to sleep longer but was pushed-karate-kicked and what not badly -.-
Had to go over Puchong at 430pm

Got ready and lazed a bit here and there
And then ciao-ed over to Aunty 5's place to get some stuff
And drove to Puchong

It was like raining cats and dogs and then pigs and buffalos
And I was like .-. the whole time
Yesh. Upside down.

Reached the house by receiving a big fat hug from both the kiddos
I feel the loveee!

Since Im so hungry
I digged the fridge and kitchen for food. Yum.

Then since Im lazy to get things in and out
I decided to change Daphne's nappyboo outfit to her birthday dress

And the stupid pink dress was a lil big for her
Maybe cos shes too skinny. Mmm.

Complained to Mandy and we were trying to figure out what to wear
Ended up everyone went up to her room just to get Daphne something to wear
She demands for something new and it must be pink
Pink-shit bitch.

Then we ended camwhoring (:
We sukaaa!

FYI. The monster just punched my face with that balloon.

Because she kissed me and wiped off her saliva in the most cutest way
And I love her

And then my mum claimed that her outfit wasnt cute enough

Damn it lah kan?

Both the siblings edi wear denim-shizz on it

And they're both so cute

But too bad. Both also need to change

"Aiyoh. Why want to change again? Im having my birthday at home only ma. Cin cai wear lah."

Cant believe a 5-year-old kid said that to my mum woi.

HAH. Too bad.

We found something extra pink PINK for her to wear (:

The deco hanging outside

At least Im not the only hungry pig in the house

Both the kiddos were hungry too

Wait! They're forever hungry!

Thats why if I go Puchong and stay, I wont die (:

I'll get feeding hours every 1 hour!

Faster than my house! WOOHOO.

Too induldge into cartoon.

Munching her sandwich

Because he wears GAP like nobody's bussiness

Small kids. Ish ish.

All the ladies in the house were like stonning

Cos we din have anything to do

Cos both the unclepeks went off kai kai -.-

And only came back after 1 hour

So much for taking the birthday cake and got caught in the jam. Mmm.

I bet they went yum cha lah!

Daddy carrying Daphne's birthday cake.

A bit the besar kan?

Her stupid cake is like stupidly big!

Stupid stupid flash.

CNY Day 3 - Part 2

2009-01-31T18:37:00.019+08:00

Due to my semangat-ness in blogging
Which will kill your eyesight and waste your time in just a snap
Im blogging while getting ready for the family-annual-open-house shizz
Mmm. Im gonna suffocate myself with food later.
Oh the fattyness!

So, lets rewind a little on my CNY Day 3's Part 2!

The massive jam nearly killed me nicely in the car
But we all felt so relieved at my Aunty 5's place
COOLING SHIT-O!

Lazed around for a while
Let DylanMonster sleep
And then we sneaked out for another movie (:
Not everyone went cos the weather was burning hot out there
So they decided to sleep.

Ended up Dad, Wern, Vincent, Mandy, Daphne and I went (:
Drove all the way to Cineleisure cos we love Cathay's seat
Too bad. Sold out -.-
Ran all the way to OU's TGV. Sold out -.-

Our one and only last hope, GSC
Thank goodness it wasnt sold out
But it was selling fast
And the line was superbly long

After struggling for so long
And was planning if we din get the ticket
We'll all watch Villu

Vincent : You think got tickets left for us later or not?
XJ : Aiyoh. Pray hard lah.
Vincent : If not, we'll come back later tonight for late night movie lorh.
XJ : We go book at Cathay heh!
Vincent : Die lah you. Drive up and down. So ma fan.
XJ : Yerh. Cathay's seats are bigger lah.
Vincent : Why you so troublesome one? Worse come to worse we watch Villu
XJ : VILLU O_O Im going home.

And Im so freaking glad Im not watching Villu.

I dont even know what stupid Tamil show is that!

Got our tickets for 350pm movie at 345pm!

WOOSH! 5 minutes earlier!

Rushed for our combo sets

And went in. First row bahbeyh!

Overall, it was a nice show
And to me, it is not worth to watch in the cinema
Should have just bought DVD back home and laugh my shit out.

Seriously, how chinese-ish can my family and I be?
Two chinese movies within 3 days on CNY.
Wow. Lifeless.

And then at the end of February,
We're all gonna watch another Singaporean movie by Jack Neo (:
Love Matters!

I swear from the preview its like funny shit edi.
I was laughing like mad, I swear.

"I tell you hor. I know how to use colours and answer calls one leh! The phone rings, GREEN GREEN. I PINK up the call. bla bla bla. You dont PURPLEy call me for fun hor. I dont want to call you BLACK then you know."

Totally caught my attention to watch edi.
Anyone wanna join me? (:
Stupid GSC at TropicanaCity! Faster open lah!
Damn it.

Came home and then had to go for dinner with the Teohs at New Paris
Supposingly be at Sushigroove but it was raining and jam
So Chinese food. Mmm.

New Paris forever packed -.-
And I've got no idea why -.-
All the tables on all three floors are like packed like sardin
Thank goodness we reached there like 5 minutes earlier
If not, I'll need to say buhbye to my Chinese food.

And I swear I wanted to sleep oh-so-badly
Woke up early edi lah.
Out the whole day.
Cant even shower before dinner.
Hair was messed up.
Thank goodness I had a hair clip with me.
Urgh. Sleepy sleepy.

See.

Told you I look half-dead and my hair was a bitch.

UncleB was moving my yeesang everywhere just to annoy me ):

After dinner went back home to get angpaus

Cos we wanted to visit my family friend's house (:

Went there and stoned, as usual

With those typical lines. Obviously in chinese -.-

"AIYOH! Your daughters all so big edi ah!?"

"You damn lucky now lorh. Kids so big edi. Can get married edi"

"WAHHH. Jong got prettier edi hor. Lost weight is it?"

"Oooooooh. Got boyfriend now or not?"

And we all just giggled with the flow

And when people asked my mum why I got "prettier"

Mum needs to go,

"Aiyoh. Where got gone prettier? Its her teeth lah! 5K there edi. Not pretty sure die lorh"

Haih. Parents. Aunties. Hadoih.

Thank goodness I survived there with the homemade prawn crackers

Im doing this post in a tortoise-speed

And family is still not done getting ready.

Haih. Slowpokes!

Oh well. Daddy just gave me two angpaus given by his staffs.

Let the angpaus come in! Let them come!

Oh. Lemme go count how many angpaus I can get later (:
Maybe at least, 5? :D

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Please make it at least 5 bucks in there lah.

Gimme 2 bucks and I'll show you this

-_-

Confusion

2009-01-31T18:31:00.005+08:00

Should I show 3 days blogpost in my blog?
Or literally just 1 day?
Or what?

Should I leave my linklist so annoyingly-long like now?

Or leave it short and simple like last time?

Im definitely doing something to my hair *nods head*

But what the hell am I suppose to do with it?

Cut short?

And then hair look superbly retard for prom?

Mmm. I know I think too far.

Leave it long?

But getting sien with long straight hair edi.

And please, no more curls.

Its frustrating when curls are being a bitchshit

Suggestions, please?

Note

2009-01-31T04:29:00.005+08:00

Dear self,

Shut up and go sleep. Your eyebags are making you look like a panda. Your hair is messed up. You need to do something to it. Thank you, mummy. Your fats are blobbing out everywhere. You need to change a new phone before this chapalangfake K750i died like the originalawesome K750i. You need to make up your mind when doing decisions. You need to think on what to wear later for the stupid family reunion.

Okayh. Need to sleep. Bed calling for me already.

T-Rex is ♥

pelukan&kucupan (:

CNY Day 3 - Part 1

2009-01-31T03:46:00.012+08:00

Finally. Rajus for lunch.
This time, everyone is right (:

Left the house early cos Teohs din wanna be later than the Yees
And we ditched Pei waiting for Kalp cos she was stuck in the traffic

I swear we had no freaking idea on what the hell was wrong with the road

Police were seen everywhere

The urm, red-police were everywhere

Not to mention, reporters aswell

And me being typically kepoh snapped pictures

Mind you. I zooooooommmmeeeedddd it tahuu!

Im not gonna mention anything

But just observe the pictures. Maybe you get why I took it.

XW : JIE! Look like your beret woi!

Laughed with curiousity the whole time

And laughed even more when I saw Daphne with her shades on

And Dylan being kissed everywhere by the mosquitoes

Lunch was on daddy this time

Food. Oh. So yummy!

After lunch decided to head back to Aunty 5's place

But I swear they blocked the whole damn hell road

And caused a stupidly massive jammed

And I was boiling, cooking, steaming and frying myself in the car

You dont wanna know how high the temperature outside was

And best part, I was in the car with the airconds blowing my bitch face off.

You And Me

2009-01-31T03:31:00.010+08:00

"Can you please asking me why? It's confusing me"

"Oh! Then I'll go X until you hate it, then I'll go Z. Okayh?"

Eventhough we may be far

But we'll always be by our sides for each other at all times

We make each other mad

We make each other pissed

But we'll still make each other feel loved

"Oh. I told that girl off by saying I got a girlfriend already"

"Hmm. Introduce your girlfriend to me lah"

"Some may call her fat and ugly. But to me, deep down inside, she is one nice, caring and cute girlfriend who is always there for me"

X O (: X O

Being Pathetic Is What I Do Best

2009-01-30T05:04:00.004+08:00

I want to sleep, but Im not doing so

I feel like puking, but I shat/shit/berak

I feel like loosing weight, but food are calling for my help

I need to stop camwhoring, but entire family is being a big fat camwhorer

I want to stop editing pictures, but family says grr

I need to finish off my homework, but I've yet to even figure out what they are

Picture taken somewhere around April to June 2008 during the erm Bio Exhibition

Because Im one abnormal piece of wasted living organism sucking all the nature's good

Okayh lah.

I need to shit off edi.

Either continue doing those pictures and wake up around 5pm or so later

Or sleep now and still wake up around 5pm or so later

So, people, PLEASE, Im begging you

Dont kacau me and my phone (:
Unless you really need me

Well, that will be an exception for a certain someone.

Hate me.

An Undeniable Secret

2009-01-29T01:47:00.012+08:00

Boy, you're the one that makes me worry so much

You're the one who makes me think too much of nonsense

You're the pain in my ass which makes me feel like bitchslapping you so badly

But, at the end of the day,

You're the one who can is able to make my heart beat so fast

You're the one who makes me smile and blush

You're the one who will comfort me to ensure everything was fine

At times, we both just don't understand what we want

But we both do know that we're not in a game

It is just us, we just don't know how to express it well enough

But deep down inside, we know how much both of us meant to each other

I miss you so much

Faster get your ass back from shitland

And let February attack January faster, for a certain reason (:

- -xoxo- -

there are pictures which are suppose to be posted before this post

but im still working on it

so chill lah ha (:

CNY Day 2

2009-01-28T23:57:00.043+08:00

Yesterday's plan on going to Rajus for lunch was a total failure
Cos my dad thought it was dinner -.-
Spend the whole afternoon doing shits at home
Feeding myself with all those CNY goodies

And then went off to McD @ Sect 14
Cos dad wanted food at 7pm when he can go for dinner
And that he can actually go to SS2 but he wants Sect 14

And daddy scolded us for not eating

But we were not ready for McD as dinner

We planned something else already

So he syiok sendiri enjoying his meal

And we had our lil snacks to waste time

I swear Idk how and what became super smart

And used self-timer

And I swear we laughed so hard while waiting for that 10 seconds

Cos my dad was enjoying those 10 seconds doing stupid faces

I think the McD peeps are cheering their ass off when they saw us walking off

I think we made too much of noise :S

What to do?

The Teohs what! Sure loud and noisy one! :D

Then headed off to Aunty 5's place

And the Teohs and the Yees drove off to Sunway

And little monkey wanted to sit in my car with me (:

Dahlah my Innova is a bit the high for her to get up

That monkey literally climbed up the car

And buckled the seat belt so quickly

My dad and I literally went O_O

And we told her no need to put on seat belt cos shes too small

But she went telling us,

"CANNOT! Later police saman me! I no money want to pay"

So much for buckling our seat belts and were ready to move

The Yees decided not to drive

And we all cramped in the Innova

And I banged my leg on the metal thing. Stupid.

And we literally went WHOA WHOA WHOA

Sunway's CNY deco damn hell nice!

And of course, we ended up camwhoring (:

Mum : Jie. Take for me!

XJ : *holds the camera*

Mum : *does that kissyshit to the fish*

O_O

I so did not teach her that.

I know Im short but please, not that short okayh

We all went in and found out that Sunway is open till 3am

And we laughed our asses off

Cos if there are 100 shops there

Maybe only 10 are open!

Then we all headed to Sushigroove for dinner

And for once, my dad din complain about Japanese food!

Now he hates Sakae like nobody's bussiness

And loves sushigroove like mad!

Then headed over to Jusco's bakery

Cos they were selling breads at the price of 2 for 3 bucks

And we sapu-ed most of it (:

Honestly, I think Sunway and Sushigroove and Jusco hates us

We made so much of noise

And were camwhoring our butts off

And gosh. HAHAHAHA.

Then went back over to Aunty 5's place

And watched some show

And gosh. You wouldnt wanna know what we were watching

And then we ciao-ed off to yum cha at Maybank

And they gave us superbly good service (:

And then we went back to Aunty 5's place

And heard the fight between the big dog and the small dog.

Dylan whacked Pei with his toy gun

And Pei din wanna talk to him

Both the dogs. Haih. Troublesome. Unlike the monkeys (:

What Do You Think About Jong

2009-01-28T01:33:00.005+08:00

daphnie says:
i thinkkk

daphnie says:
you're confident

daphnie says:
i think you're confident cause you can post up photos of yourself on your blog and not worry about what people might think

daphnie says:
yeahh

daphnie says:
and you can speak your mind and not worry what people might think

WOW.
Really big words that my brain cant process.
Its just so me lah.
The day I can finally understand Daph will be erm, one day, ONE DAY.

And daph wants to say this

daphnie says:
HI PEOPLE ON XJ'S BLOG

And this is what Mich thinks about me.

michlimliann says:
i think you're a go-getter

michlimliann says:
like sometimes, when you want something..when you have an aim, you will really stretch the limits to reach for it

working on the pictures.

still working at this hour.